Fag

An ex-boyfreind who purchases your aesthetically favourite cat after breaking up with you to:
A) Get over you; and

B) Revel in sadistic pleasure knowing you are unable to own a cat

Damn, he was one designer brand simping fag.
You should be glad you've got someone better now!

by idle_automaton April 25, 2023

Fagged

that feeling of shock when someone you thought was gay was actually straight (faulty gaydar)

me: omg that one kid is definitely gay, look at his outfit

other person: omg no, he has a girlfriend, he made a post about their anniversary

me: OOP bitch i’m fagged!!

by anonymous September 15, 2025

fag

FARTS AND GAS

i have alot of fag

by NEWTOPIAN December 5, 2023

Fag Patty

When a gay male poops on another gay male’s genitalia.

“Hey, it’s Grant! I wanted to apologize about that Fag Patty last night, Konner.”

by Patty Pusher December 31, 2023

fatty fag

Synonym to gay fatty

Oh wow, he's a real fatty fag

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 2, 2020

Fag Fairy

similar to the tooth fairy but instead of leaving money in exchange for little children's teeth it turns someone into fag
The fag fairy breaks into ones home during nighttime and turns someone gay
the effects of the fag fairy are people dressing or acting gay the day after the fag fairy visits
To protect yourself from becoming a fag lock your doors and windows

If you believe the fag fairy has visited you and you don't wish to become a fag simply pray the gay away

the fag fairy went bippity boppity boo on this one last night

by kale_300 December 28, 2022

Fag

An abbreviation for:
FUN AMAZING GUY

Wow, Austin’s such a fag.

by KlingyKat April 27, 2021