crime boner

A boner you get from commiting crimes.

I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.

by The crime boner January 23, 2014

Fabric Boner

The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.

John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.

by Mr Goliath Balls April 12, 2022

boner prison

A locked, inescapable room with many many erect penis's directed toward a certain prisoner.

Sarah passed out at Mikes party last night so Mike and all his buddies created a boner prison. She woke up half way through but it was too late.

by Golly_jeepers489 December 15, 2016

Boner blob

A fat male with an erection

Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!

by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015

boner tax

When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money

You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax

by PedalPower April 18, 2018

Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.

My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.

by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

Yawn Boner

alt: Yawny

A spontaneous erection triggered by yawning, often tied to neurological sensitivity or dopamine response. Sometimes affectionately called a yawny.

“He stretched and let out a big yawn… then quietly shifted in his seat to hide the yawn boner”

by RNRKY April 30, 2025