Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
by billdur79 August 20, 2023
A transgender man who still has their penis and likes/prefers to use it to penetrate their partner during sex.
by XandYchromosomes February 03, 2023
by Spedmuffins October 23, 2019
“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 30, 2019
A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
by Witney Kru December 25, 2020
A person who is so unsuccessful that even an average Joe outdoes a Top L. A person who is capable of nothing in all realms of life
by Dashofliquor November 22, 2022