pie tool

equates to dildo

" you are such a pie tool"

by arfan September 28, 2008

Lemon Meringue Pie

When a guy urinates and cums in or on a sex partner.

He gave her a golden shower and a cream pie?
Yup, he gave her a lemon meringue pie!

by The Dream Podding October 28, 2023

scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

Pinkie Pie

A super cute, bubbly pony from my little pony who is super cool!

Pinkie Pie, I love you so much, my queen!

by I am the real Pinkie Pie26! December 15, 2024

Post-parandial Pie

When you have a cheeky pie and accidentally snooze for six hours....

''Where's the boss, he shoulda been at work six hours ago?! "
"He was knackered and had a post-parandial pie, you'll see him tomorrow."

by VetBoy05! June 27, 2022

New York Pie

A twist on the traditional cream pie and New York version of holding the woman’s vagina well ejaculating so that it looks just like a replica of a New York style pizza or calzone with Alfredo sauce

I was with Sally last night in New York and I cream pied like I knew she’d like it so I turned her to the side and I ate it like a New York Pie.

by DeezNUTTSh June 24, 2022

moon pie

when a guy blows his load in another dudes ass it creates a moon pie. Just as a cream pie in a pussy but instead in a brown asshole.

Marvin left a moon pie in Xavier backdoor.

by jazdill August 9, 2022