Take the L

A term losers use when they know they are going to lose but are scared.

"Ima just win already. Take the L yk its finna happen"

*he then lost*

by PhatPanda. January 11, 2023

Take a Kirby

To defecate before a major event.

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Take a Janine

To shit in the shower and leave enough corn nibkets to make an entire cob.

Fuck man, I felt myself about to drop a deuce. So I ran to the shower and had to take a Janine.

by StevieRobbo August 1, 2024

Take ten deep breaths underwater

Its what you say to Neo Nazis, incels and so called gnome hunter's on TikTok, for example:

Dude 1: "Now yuo see" / "aryan classic"
Dude 2: "Take ten deep breaths underwater, you fascist cunt"

by ToyBoy§§ July 5, 2023

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021

Take the mickey

Take the word from someone (take the microphone), and make fun of/tease them.

They take the Mickey out of everyone thats not good enough.

by Dr.knowanything May 5, 2020