Bean Blowout

When a hemroid is exposed after aggressive flatulence or a sloppy bowel movement.

“Dude do you have any preparation H? I can feel the bean blowout between my cheeks”

by Lute Lover December 27, 2023

Bean

A Bean is a cheaper form of molly that typically costs 5 to 6 dollars they vary from potency and about 40% of the time don't even work so know who you copping from they usually come in pill form and as long as you in a non sketch part of town they usually safe but can be cut from time to time you can always over do it so know your limits beans are usually not as strong as capsule molly or crystal molly which is usually more expensive and more effective

Yo I just copped a bean from drako he had em for 6 a piece shit had me rolling balls!!

by Jiggadigga666 June 3, 2022

Spilled the beans

Spilled the beans means when you tell something you're not supposed to.

He spilled the beans on why the famous artifact went missing.

by polikujm December 25, 2023

Bean

To rape someone, or to make them suffer the consequences (of whatever they did, be it wrong or something you just didn't like).

"omg did you see carter like bean that mouse for taking his cheese?!"

by Krusty K. May 15, 2018

Bean-Busted

When you fracture your clavicle because a can of beans was thrown at you full force directly onto your clavicle.

Get bean busted, you stinky idiot! Haha, look at him, he just got bean-busted!

by The big bean March 7, 2021

porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”

That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.

by Chopchoo May 28, 2024

baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.

baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?

by Olly Hall October 15, 2008