Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

Old Client

A client who came in through an inbound weblead thanks to the marketing team.

No sorry, old client.

by IDOCC September 22, 2023

old raisin

An Elderly person, usually old as hell and more wrinkly than a raisin.

Wow, that woman is an old raisin

by griff_L2 September 29, 2023

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

Old Sneako

A genius, moments before losing sight of the honourable path they were once on.

I miss the Old Sneako

by Knickers in Paris October 6, 2023

Old Bob

Act of throwing a colostomy bag from a moving vehicle

Man it was full so used the window switch and launched the Old Bob in the gutter without anyone seeing

by Cheese blender November 26, 2021

Old school

all starb taylor swift

she wears all stars and listens to taylor swift very old school

by Senhora fiona encantada November 27, 2021