poo

a delicious 5 course meal of farts-sharts-logs-sharts-farts. has a distinctly sweet taste and tastes best in the afternoon. varies in consistency, color and flavor but will always be delicious. bon appetit!

my boyfriend did a huge poo into my mouth at night! it was so good, i woke up with more cravings for his poo.

by poolover54 August 26, 2021

poo

it comes out your butthole

i just took a poo in that toilet

by fuck1341354153 July 19, 2022

poo poo stinky

adj. bad, embarassing. Used as a derogatory adjective to describe either an action, individual, or object

That is really poo poo stinky of him.

by weewoo04 April 29, 2022

asoomie poo

a small fluffy animal that stinks the place up once it spreads its legs.

that new cream makes your skin so soft judy, feels just like asoomie poo.

Ewwww! what is that smell is there an asoomie poo in here?!

by likescrack April 13, 2011

Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.

Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me

by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024

mr. poo

mr. poo is somebody very rude in india. who secretly throws monkey shit on your shoes. Then he acts innocent and shows you where the shoe shine is to make profit.

A: somebody just threw shit at my new balenciagas and showed me where the shoe shin is.
B: he's probably a mr. poo.

by joao manoel da roja bolanti October 19, 2021

Crazy Poo

when you poop so big and beautiful ur booty gets 10x bigger permantently (forever) and you lose all the weight on your body. This poop is usually a very vivid beautiful brown color and is so smelly (stinky) it makes you lose your sense of smell. If you taste it, (reccomended but not nesessary) it will also make you lose your sense of taste. If you look at it too long, you will go blind. If you want tips on how to acheive a Crazy Poo, go to howtocrazypoo.com for more details.

"Guess what man, I just Crazy Pooed! don't go in the bathroom for awhile, don't want you to lose your sense of smell!"

"I just had a Crazy Poo!"

by GayManSal November 18, 2021