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The Ace Amazing Ball Game 

A game originating in Aberdeen Scotland in which 4 or more people stand in a circle and throw a football (soccerball to you Americans) or a beach ball to each other. If someone fails to catch the ball when it is thrown to them then they have to stand on one leg and hop while trying to catch it the next time it is thrown to them. If the person fails to catch the ball a second time, they then have to hop and use only one arm to catch the ball. Every time the ball is dropped the "dropper" makes the game more difficult for themselves (see list below). This game can take AGES to play and can be shortened by removing steps 5, 6, 11 and 12. The ball should not be thrown maliciously, and if anyone is ruled to have thrown a "foul ball" (too far to one side or aiming for an "inappropriate area") then they are punished by moving on one step. E.g. if still in starting position they shall move onto standing on one leg using both hands as if they had dropped the ball once themselves).

Start: standing, both arms
1st drop: standing on one leg using both hands
2nd drop: standing on one leg using one hand
3rd drop: kneeling, using both hands
4th drop: kneeling using one hand
5th drop: sitting (legs stretched out in front), using both hands
6th drop: sitting (legs stretched out in front), using one hand
7th drop: sitting (cross legged) using both hands
8th drop: sitting (cross legged) using one hand
9th drop: lying on back, using both hands
10th drop: lying on back using one hand
11th drop: lying on front using both hands
12th drop lying on front using one hand
13th drop: out
Oh my goodness at my friends party we were pissed so we decided to play the ace amazing ball game and it took us like 7 hours to get one person out.
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the game 

the gayest mother fukin rapper ever, if g-unit or g unit didnt get rid of the game i would have never liked g-unit
the game- hey fifty, i wanna suck your dick
50 cent- hell no you lame ass nigga
the game- ah come on
50 cent-fuck you bitch, you outta the fuckin group
the game- well fuck you ill go suck young bucks dick
young buck- my ass you will you a gay ass nigga, game y dont you go suck your own dick, oh yeah dats right you aint got one you fuckin pussy
the game- fine ill go home and cry to my pussy ass mom and go suck her titties and then im gonna tell on you my nizzle
50 cent- first of all only fake niggaz and snoop dogg say nizzle and second of all i dont give a fuck wut you gonna do just get da fuck outta here
lloyd banks- yeah and take your blow up doll and x-small condoms wit you bitch
the game- fine i will... ... ...
tony yayo-... well? GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE
olivia- you ugly ass nigga
the game- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
young buck-... god wut a pussy
the game by wjw6j August 18, 2006

The Game 

a game in which a certain point value is attributed to certain sexualy oriented activities. Scoring is as followed. The game was invented for but not limited to men.

Make Out/Feel Up......1 pt.
Finger................5 pt.
Hand Job..............8 pt.
Tit-Fuck..............9 pt.
Head/Eat Out..........10 pt.
Sex...................50 pt.
Anal..................100 pt.

The Game does not have an ultimate winner, unless its an obvious landslide. However, the game doesn't end, even if the winner is determined. It also takes a lot of dedication considering its lack of an off-season.
Johnny scored 10 pts in The Game the other day when he got a blow job from the local tramp.
The Game by Jon Kobes and Johnny C November 22, 2006

the orange game 

A game that is best played at parties preferably when a good number of people are moderately drunk. NOTE THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A CONTACT SPORT PLAYED IN SCHOOLS IN AMERICA

It works best when not many people are aware of what the orange game is, probably you and maybe an orange game buddy.

The basic principle is first to locate a bag of oranges/satsumas/tangerines in the house. (most houses have them somewhere)

the next step is to hurl the oranges around an area preferably where there are lots of people, in the air, at peoples faces, in peoples groins, or at breakable objects. at this point it may be acceptable to shout "YEAH THE ORANGE GAME!!"

there is no scoring system as such but recognition should go to players who manage to hit a copulating couple in a particularly satisfying fashion.

The overall aim is to get as many people to join in as possible and the ultimate goal is to get someone to say in despair "I HATE THE ORANGE GAME!"
Josh: "Fancy a bit of the orange game?"
Angus: "Hell yes."

Sam: "I HATE THE ORANGE GAME!"
the orange game by joshmick January 9, 2009

The Game (how to win) 

By not thinking about not losing the game thus you have created a double negative which means that by thinking about losing the game, you have accomplished the once thought unattainable achievment of winning the game. The object of your game now is to make everyone else lose. And by the way you lost the game.........hahahahahaha
I just thought of losing the game so i won. Hahaahaha what now bitchtits
The game (how to win)

Play a game of Cornhole 

Hey gang, let's go play a game of cornhole.

im bak in da game 

coming from people that dnt get a chance with someone then all off a sudden it happens they say im bak in da game.
hell yeah im bak in da game