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Facebook

All the hip dads use when they’re shit at making friends.
Cool Dad 1: I use Facebook!
No.
by stankycockstudios September 7, 2020
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Facebook

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.
grandmother: download little daughter Facebook is the application of the moment. Granddaughter: Grandma, you're already 50 !!
by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020
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Facebook depressed

A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.
Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011
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facebook night shift

Facebook night shift is what is completed when someone makes many posts during the nighttime
“OMG have you seen how many FB posts Natalie made after we went to bed?” , “Yes she’ appears to have chronicled our entire night out during her Facebook night shift
by Big Jack's Bollocks January 23, 2018
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Facebook

Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now it’s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.
Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!

Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?

Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!
by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020
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When you consistently post graphic pictures and descriptions of your sick or injured kids on Facebook to get attention that you would otherwise not get.
Yet again, Rachel posted a closeup of her kid's bloody nose on Facebook. Her Facebook Munchausen by Proxy is flaring up. I think I'll unfollow.
by AlabamTa October 13, 2017
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FaceBook

Facebook is an American online social media and social networking service owned by Meta Platforms. Founded in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg with fellow Harvard College students and roommates Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes, its name comes from the face book directories often given to American university students. Membership was initially limited to Harvard students, gradually expanding to other North American universities and, since 2006, anyone over 13 years old. As of 2020, Facebook claimed 2.8 billion monthly active users, and ranked seventh in global internet usage. It was the most downloaded mobile app of the 2010s.
Hey jerry let’s do Genz jokes on Facebook everyone will laugh hahaha
by Α January 13, 2022
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