That aunt who comments long, sentimantal things on your hfacebook posts even though you haven't seen them in year
by Doggydip May 21, 2019

The Act of Silencing someone and taking away their freedom of speech and all their rights! Synonym cancel culture.
by Jeff Casa Grande April 5, 2021

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.
Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.
by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011

by w h y November 20, 2021

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.
by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 15, 2011

they are the type of moms that post what happened on their daily lives such as going to the mall with their friends, making breakfast for their children, celebrating a party and so much more.
by replies November 30, 2022

a individual that buys stuff for very cheap on facebook marketplace then sells them on ebay for triple the price
danny: i bought a ps2 on facebook marketplace for 40 dollars and then resold it on ebay for 180!
timmy: ew facebook marketplace reseller
timmy: ew facebook marketplace reseller
by tommyvercettifanclub January 4, 2025
