Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"
You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.
by WingoftheSun April 22, 2011
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Facebook Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.
Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts
by The oll knowing September 07, 2020
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Facebook Proxy

When somebody looking over your shoulder tells you to post something on somebody's Facebook page, when you have no desire to leave a message for that person.
Girlfriend: "Hey! Post Happy Birthday" on your nephews Facebook page !"

Me: "I don't even know him. He is my sister's son."

Girlfriend: "Just do it !"

Me: "Yes, m'am-you are a Facebook Proxy."
by The Pirate of Pissants October 29, 2010
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Facebook Paradox

The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"
I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?
by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf August 26, 2015
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Re-Facebooking

Like Retweeting For Facebook .
On Facebook

Person 1 : If My Life Was Like That's 70's Show Things Would Be So Much Simpler .
Person 2 : Ooh , Truth ! I'm Re-Facebooking That !
by Delilah Jacobs January 05, 2012
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Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.
Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)
by Photowhore151 March 24, 2018
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