conflumbled 

when Louis Soames f*cks up and doesn't admit it

Louis - "nah nah you just messed up, you explanation is incorrect here's how i would say it."

Kaine - "nah you've just conflumbled yourself."

conflumbled by Louis Soames August 28, 2022

confused fart 

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

confused fart by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

Confused Commentator 

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.

A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.

Confused Commentator by InsomniaGameing September 9, 2022

Confuksuated 

When your ass is constipated over living life on life's term's and overwhelmed by heavy burdens weights

While continuation of every damn thing on her mind mixed with outside issues sprinkled with addiction...tada 🎉 confuksuated

Confuksuated by Toez September 10, 2022

confitfo 

come on now figure it the fuck out

“ confito”

“ I cant think man “
confitfo

confitfo by Ruby2020 September 10, 2022

confectionary distributor of the anal variety 

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

confectionary distributor of the anal variety by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

Confianza 

Permitire a alguien que tenga la posibilidad de lastimarte, pero estar completamente seguro de que no lo haría

Tengo confianza en mi gato

Confianza by Mel, the cat September 22, 2022