Sexual Chocolate

When something is really good or a task goes very well. As chocolate and sex are also good together.

Bloke 1: Mate, that gearbox went in sweet.
Bloke 2: Yea mate, like sexual chocolate.

by Here's Brucey February 10, 2019

chocolate cloud

When you try to really hard to fart and it comes out as a cloud of shit.

Guy: Hey man I just chocolate clouded your mother!
Guy 2: What the fuck dude.

by Shidrizzlethelordoflot September 9, 2013

Italian Chocolate Freezie

When someone sucks Nutella off of your balls while rubbing ice cubes on your nipples.

Bro, she tried giving me an Italian Chocolate Freezie last night. It was different... But I do recommend.

by mikenike711 May 17, 2014

Chocolate kiss

The kiss-like mark you leave on toilet paper when you wipe your ass

I left a chocolate kiss

by I hate living in Indiana August 6, 2018

Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.

"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."

by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024

Chocolate

God's greatest gift to humans

I'm eating some chocolate rn

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Chocolateness

A big a long dark chocolate dick that taste good and good in the pussy

He fuck me with his chocolateness dick omg I loved it forever more please!

by ToShee September 27, 2025