Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018

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victim boner

A condition similar to victimitis that causes one to often cast themselves as a victim for the purposes of self-gratification. Severe cases can lead to the person manufacturing scenarios entirely in order to maintain their victim status.

The man’s victim boner could only become fully erect when he felt that others where feeling sorry for him. That caused him to repeatedly orchestrate scenarios where he was the victim of attacks.

by possiblyben February 24, 2019

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Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.

Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!

by GettinDickered March 15, 2019

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Boner Gravy

A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS

He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY

by Fudgedragon2005 June 21, 2018

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Casting Boner

A state of non-sexual arousal, focused on the ability of an angler casting a fly-rod.

Watching my buddy maneuver his fly-rod while fishing gave me a Casting Boner.

by sumyungguy69 July 5, 2018

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boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.

Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?

by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018

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