beans

Another name for Xanax

Him: you finna suck this dick for a bean or whaaa??
Her: Make it 2 beans, im tryna get zooted zooted, ya feel me??
Him: say no more (unzips pants)
Her: (slurping sounds)

by Chi-Town Xanman360 April 6, 2019

Beans and Cornbread

When you scissor your woman and shart in her vagina!

Karen try the beans and cornbread on her last night!

by Mcnene78 April 8, 2019

Funny beans

A definition describing the situation of someone saying an awfully old or boring joke

Me: My brain hurts
Dan: U don't have one lol
Me: HAHAHA have you had funny beans for breakfast of what?

by Darius the dankus April 9, 2019

Beans

Also known as Colin, is usually a red-head that all the ladies fall for. If you are looking for a date this is the man to go to. He is stronger then Chuck Norris and is best friends with the one and only Jesus Christ. If you have any questions about grammar don’t ask Beans, he’s a math type of dude.

Girl 1: Man this math homework is pretty hard
Jesus Christ: you should ask Beans
Girl 1: you mean the hot guy with red hair
Girl 2: what if I need help on grammar, Will he help?
Jesus Christ: Hell na sista!!!!!!

by Singlepringlebeans April 9, 2019

Bean Dipping

Either your man’s sampling the neighbor or some animal is bent over licking his balls in front of the whole party.

Your man bean dipping the Mexican girl next door again? Oh hell, check out Paco bean dipping on the couch.

by Sir Beardsley April 10, 2019

Beaning

The act of smoking weed

You are you beaning after school?

by #CerealCarts April 15, 2019

Screen Bean

A scrawny, greasy, pubescent boy who does nothing but sit in front of a tv or computer screen to play video games.

Man, my brother is such a fucking screen bean. All he does is play COD.

by Anti-climactic April 29, 2019