National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 15, 2023
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Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp
What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper
by Niall Kenneally April 01, 2021
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Ur bitch a snitch

It will not only obliterate your opponent but will also send them to the shadow realm
Me: ur mom gay
Them: ur granny tranny
Me: ur bitch a snitch
Them: *Explodes and gets banned from minecraft*
by Alelander March 17, 2018
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shut ur heck

Person 1: Imagine being gay
Person 2: Shut ur heck
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ur dad is women

Use when you about to win an argument with random dude and when you about to win but he/she said : your mom
quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure
random dude : your mom
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad

you : your dad is women
random dude : crying
by Sadly_f September 22, 2021
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Ur fav person

Oh sweet! Ur fav person is texting me.
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Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.
U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.
by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 26, 2022
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