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Ur mum

Ur mum is so fat that bob the Builder say that he can’t fix it
by The bot April 5, 2022
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if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog
“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach
by dog fans July 22, 2022
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ur mom

ur mom
by cacabutthole34 March 8, 2022
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Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!
Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD
by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023
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Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale
Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)
by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
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ur mum

by hahalolurmum February 2, 2022
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Treen Treen in ur flection

Athena was our silkie. When we found out he was a rooster cuz he cockadoodledood in the morning, we had to take him to the farm. He was really mad now! He had to leave his girlfriend Chu bear and his friends. He was a pathetic flapper and flyer and his face looked like a smiley face cuz of her big poof on her head. She was made up of five poofs: her head, body, tail, and feet.
Athena is a rooster??
Look its treen treen in ur flection
by ranch. January 30, 2021
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