two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.

We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!

by dona sweet November 7, 2021

two column-ing

To use a two column format on a document, as opposed to a single column format.

She told her friend she was two column-ing the document.

by kaefnowls July 29, 2016

two piece

code word for vape

u got a two piece?

by fupplfrlol July 3, 2024

Two-tones

A simple minded mix chick

Time to go to bed two-tones

by Pricanangelface October 17, 2017

Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.

Holy crap, it's Twos Day!

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021

Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.

"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...

by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020