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Foo Foo Pocket

I’m gonna stick my meat missile into your Foo Foo pocket.
by Captain Anal Bead August 26, 2025
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Hot Pocket

When you take a huge steamy dump in your hand then pocket it for later.
Duuuuude... I totally did a hot pocket when we were on that forest trail.
by ChrisGnarley September 7, 2025
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Cranky pocket

A hand job through your pocket when your mad
You look pretty mad? Do you need a cranky pocket?”
by Cardobefishing September 12, 2025
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Hot Pocket

When you shove your balls in your rectum because they are cold.
Hey John, if your balls are cold, use your Hot Pocket!
by ClickHere4Segs September 15, 2025
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Pocket screws

A phrase for when something is so brain-dead simple you could do it blindfolded, upside down, and running on two brain cells.
Fucking that slut was pocket screws brochacho
by Fuckassdefinitions September 18, 2025
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booger pocket

1. A vagina. 2. A pocket in an article of clothing, where a child or an adult snot and mucus.
My girlfriend was sick with a sinus infection, so her booger pocket was filled with snot and mucus.
by Steinerwoodwork January 16, 2025
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Pocket Muncher

Congress is in Facebooks pocket what a bunch of Pocket Munchers.
by anonymous January 17, 2025
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