may 5th

National send a d!k pic day
a day where someone you choose must send you a d!k pic.

Why did he just send me a d!k pic
Why?

Becauseits may 5th

by skibidi_braintot May 3, 2024

May 15th

May 15th is national "show a man your tits" day. This was totally not made so I could make a girl show me her tits on my birthday.

trust me, May 15th is national show a man your tits day.
ok *takes off shirt*

by slimycheesecake April 29, 2024

Mai

Mai is a name that can be used for girls who are hot,pretty,cool etc and everything nice being named mai or called mai is like a flex cause if your name is mai your defo one of the perfect girls ever everyone would fall inlove with you! But every other girl is perfect too!

“I like mai she has a nice personality and she’s hot”

by Lvayla January 8, 2022

ello may oh

LMAO but pronounced "ello may oh." Used ironically most of the time. Some might argue it is pronounced as "lah mao," but they are wrong :)

Hey dude, "My dog died."
"ello may oh."

by avscado May 15, 2021

May 6

Make your bf blush/turn red until he kissed you day!

Girl: bae you look so fine😉
Boy:* blushes* why are you doing this?
Girl: it’s may 6

by Luh bxby May 5, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

May 14th

National squeeze your Girlfriend’s squishys day

Boyfriend: “hey it’s may 14th, can I squish your squishys?”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”

by Moistdaddy18 May 6, 2022