fire hydranted

When your penis explodes uncontrollably when touched by others

Hey dude I totally Fire hydranted today"

by Derek jeter September 27, 2015

link the fire

To link the fire is to have sex with someone with an STD wether you have it or they have it or both.

Damn my girlfriend wanted us to link the fire and I was like no way I don't want Gonorrhea.

by THEGAYESTBUTLER October 15, 2017

Fire Healy

When you get blackout drunk a few times and then decide to be a little bitch and not drink for a few weeks only to be peer pressured into drinking again and repeat the whole process.

Damn, you are being such a fire healy. Just have one drink and stop being lame

by FifthGen April 25, 2025

Dumpster-Fire

A Dumpster-Fire is someone who never functions on a daily basis and can not pull themselves and their shit together

Our English is always such a Dumpster-fire

by Cheese Quasont July 25, 2023

Dumpster fire

A person, usually (female) who leads an unbelievably chaotic, and almost tragic life characterized by unnecesary drama, constant conflict and unfailingly driven by a personality disorder.

I can't believe you ever dated that dumpster fire in the first place!

by Del Cyrus July 10, 2023

Fire Starter

When ever you use someone's ass to start a fire

That bitch Sandra is a perfect fire starter

by sockfucker January 19, 2020

Spaniard Balls of Fire

crush 10 bull testicles with 2 chocolat butlah using a blender to make a fine paste. Optional: rub your own balls with Lidocine. Rub some of the paste on your balls, put a mexican hat on, and do you girl or boy doggy style. make sure your balls hit your partner where it counts. You may sing Lacucaracha for atmosphere.

Man, yesterday I gave my boy a good Spaniard Balls of Fire. He will never cheat on me now.

by XwiZed August 15, 2018