a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.
POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.
Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom
Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom
by razziebomm December 11, 2022

An individual who meticulously inspects Facebook (and/or other social media platforms) to collect vulnerable information about a person/people. The information is then collated and shared among a group of friends in order to find ways in which to subtly manipulate the objective.
What is going on? I feel like the people around me are zeroing in on specific details about me and dropping subs.
Oh, you’ve gotta find the Facebook Genius in the group and figure out what they’re trying to get at.
Oh, you’ve gotta find the Facebook Genius in the group and figure out what they’re trying to get at.
by D.M. Willie Quinn January 30, 2019

by geouxx July 10, 2018

R: Yo AP, you feeling nostalgia for myspace? Your new default pic's got the angles.
AP: Yeah man, I'm starting a new movement for the facebook angles.
AP: Yeah man, I'm starting a new movement for the facebook angles.
by IAmCainMarko December 7, 2010

by Iswearimnotsam November 1, 2021

People, regardless of race , gender or economic situation, who post comments to a social media site or new story for the sole purpose of judging someone.
by cynicald June 9, 2016

Many on facebook take advantage of simple concepts to push their own agenda. Taking Random pictures and assigning one's own meaning without regard to context....being obtuse to promote one's agenda.
That picture clearly showed a picture of a happy infant, but your facebookism turned this into an abortion discussion.
by FaceBooger November 9, 2018
