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Facebook Mom

a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.
POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.

Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom
by razziebomm December 11, 2022
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Facebook Genius

An individual who meticulously inspects Facebook (and/or other social media platforms) to collect vulnerable information about a person/people. The information is then collated and shared among a group of friends in order to find ways in which to subtly manipulate the objective.
What is going on? I feel like the people around me are zeroing in on specific details about me and dropping subs.

Oh, you’ve gotta find the Facebook Genius in the group and figure out what they’re trying to get at.
by D.M. Willie Quinn January 30, 2019
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Facebook Foolie

A lame-o that relies on facebook memes and culture as a comedy source.
Yo dude, did you see h3h3's new video on more facebook foolies?
by geouxx July 10, 2018
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facebook angles

The bringing-back of the usage of "myspace angles", but to facebook.
R: Yo AP, you feeling nostalgia for myspace? Your new default pic's got the angles.

AP: Yeah man, I'm starting a new movement for the facebook angles.
by IAmCainMarko December 7, 2010
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Facebook

A place where boomers, zoomers, and uneducated old people gather to talk about random ass shit.
Hey Betty did you hear about what Linda posted on Facebook?”

“Why yes Carol, I did!”
by Iswearimnotsam November 1, 2021
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facebook lynch mob

People, regardless of race , gender or economic situation, who post comments to a social media site or new story for the sole purpose of judging someone.
Forget the torches and pitch forks, the Facebook lynch mob has their keyboard and Facebook account.
by cynicald June 9, 2016
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Facebookism

Many on facebook take advantage of simple concepts to push their own agenda. Taking Random pictures and assigning one's own meaning without regard to context....being obtuse to promote one's agenda.
That picture clearly showed a picture of a happy infant, but your facebookism turned this into an abortion discussion.
by FaceBooger November 9, 2018
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