Do drugs december

Every Day of december, you have to do drugs until the 31st

Person 1: Did you complete do drugs december.
Person 2: No, i didnt have that many drugs.
Person 1: Wow, your fucking poor.

by Vic21k November 12, 2018

Love Me Do

(noun) A person who is self-obsessed and "loves" themselves. Generally someone who is quite vain, loves reflective surfaces, thinks they are very good-looking, and usually poses shamelessly for all photos.

Look at this photo! She's such a Love Me Do!

Was that guy talking to you, or his reflection behind you?
His reflection! What a Love Me Do!

by PecanDesert July 12, 2010

just do it already

To have sex without putting on a condom.

"I've almost got it. Just give me a second."
"Just do it already."

by Nintendo 64 player June 24, 2009

what you do?

A shortened version of a variety of questions to ask what a person is doing, such as 'What are you doing?' used by a group of people in urban London, Tokyo and certain parts of Australia.

Person 1: What you do?

Person 2: I do you.

by Ziggystardust73 September 5, 2008

Doing More With Less

Corporate speak for, "We ain't hiring nobody, no way, no how." When multiple companies in a given industrial sector say they're doing this, prepare to ride the unemployment line for a long time.

I've been trying to find a job for 10 months. All the big companies around here are doing more with less.

by corporatespeaking September 5, 2010

Do your homework

1. What teachers always blabber about.

2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).

Example 1:
Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But it's too early

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: GODDAMN BITCH

Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!

Kid: Fuck.

Teacher: 3 hours!

Example 2:

Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-

Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?

Kid: But mom, can't I just-

Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.

Kid: Darn.

-Kid walks away-

Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...

-masturbates while watching-

by Light White Dragon October 18, 2011

Tae Pwn Do

A martial art developed by monks in Japwn, it is based on the use of the element Pwntassium (also known as midichlorians a long, long time ago in a galaxy far away) and weapwns to achieve extremely l33tness.

After the age of Al Capwn (the use of Tommy Guns in the 20's for drive-by assassination) German scientists discovered Pwntassium, and used it in the creation of Pwn Fu, comparable to Gun-Kata, and it was later used to create super soldiers capable of killing Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel ran over the scientists and stole the element Pwntassium to achieve better acceleration in illegal street racing. Later, when crossing the finish line he created the expression "Pwntastic".

The Japwnese Monks understood the real power of Pwntassium, and developed Tae Pwn Do to defend their country from their pwntagonists, the Noobsville Army.

Tae Pwn Do is the best martial art in the world... But you need Pwntassium to use it, so even a drunken scotish cyclops could take you out...

by ElPatronPT September 27, 2009