Internet Death Sentence

Being in a discord call with my glorious 9 inch king packgod

"Oh dude I heard you were in a call with packgod, how was your internet death sentence."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."

by Partyinaelevator March 23, 2025

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

death coach

Quasi-Professional used to facilitate passing of life.

Farthest from "Life Coaching" in long term vision; similar in discussion, motivation and results.

Addressing downsizing. Letting go of Stuff...

Will/Estate planning, guardianship. Legal ducks in a row.

Seating: Smoking vs. Non -smoking .... cremation vs burial.

After the last fall, Robert's Death Coach got him into a nice town house, out of the barn he filled four layers deep.

by startPNW99 September 11, 2022

Death

The Punchline to a really crappy Joke.

Jeff: Hey, Your squirrel has experienced death.

Tommy: My Squirrel?

Jeff: Yes

by The Scaled King October 21, 2018

death around the corner

you feel your death is close by/near arrival.

I feel death around the corner be on your p’s and q’s.

by luhtroy4pf May 27, 2024

Death hole

A place where someone feels like they could die.

Usually is used negatively to express that they are so afraid of something that they feel like they could die if they stayed there.

Person 1:I hate hotels.. I think it's my death hole
Person 2:Yeah, they are so gross.. I heard some don't change the seats.

by Awesome Bloxy February 5, 2022

blue booger of death

a nickname for the blue bottle jellyfish/Portuguese man of war

don't touch that mate, that's the blue booger of death.

by drip_kermit February 2, 2025