chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

by DarkSilver June 02, 2014

Chocolate Glory

When a dark skinned coloured boy uses his skin colour to make a joke/procure an achievement.

Customer: Hey man I think I have a smaller portion than everyone else
Waiter: no you dont
customer: did you give me a smaller portion cause I'm black?
waiter: no, have some more
customer: chocolate glory!

by headshouldersneesandtoes November 08, 2010

The Double Chocolate Eclair

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.

person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.

by illshankyou December 08, 2011

Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.

James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.

by SilliestTransgirl August 20, 2022

chocolate rasberry

when you drop your pants and spread ass against a door or wall and fart for acoustic purposes and leave a shit stain on the surface

I left a chocolate rasberry all over my grandmother's bedroom door while she was sleeping

by dazzleMcrazzleberry April 02, 2020

Chocolate Sombrero

When you're in 69 position with someone, and they take a dump on your face/head.

Dude, she game me a chocolate sombrero! My mouth was open and everything!

by shatteredframes December 02, 2018

Chocolate Twinkie

When a man ejaculate in a asshole and the receiver takes a shit right after and the semen is surrounded in the faeces and proceeds to snack on or after

They made some chocolate Twinkies and proceeded to snack on them after the job

by It’s ANON January 05, 2022