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Crack-tivities

The act of doing activities on crack (cocaine)
P1: Emily is such a crack head
P2: Bitch, she ain’t done any crack-tivities
by Thubby_master August 9, 2020
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crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.
As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.
by themetalmystic March 12, 2017
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whip crack

The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds
"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"
by swag9001 June 15, 2024
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crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.
The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.
by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016
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cracking the whip

When you accidentally drop the charging part or, micro usb-b connector for your phone charger, possibly damaging the charger and wire if dropped hard enough.
Bro 1: What happened to your charger?

Bro 2: I cracking the whip so many times on it that it broke.
by lionlionlion April 25, 2020
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Crack Cocanal

Doing a line of cocaine out of an asshole
Candy Cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, "I'll just take a Crack Cocanal"
by eoz91 November 12, 2016
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