Keyboard Balls

The confidence people suddenly get to say something offensive or degrading to someone when they are on facebook or another social network. This usually happens because the internet is almost consequence-free when it comes to trash talking.

Man, he's really got Keyboard Balls. he wouldn't ever say that to my face.

by ye it's cortez September 24, 2011

War Balls

When your balls swell up after a long day of doin work and pussy poppin'

Damn Fool, Them War Balls are swelled up like grape fruits.

by Mr. Crazypants August 4, 2009

humbug the balls

A phrase used by the HTC EVO to replace "him by the balls." It's a little known fact that HTC's current CEO was actually married to Ebeneezer Scrooge for a short period of time- it's rumored that this is a reference to his favorite form of foreplay

1. What a bitch- she has humbug the balls.
2. What a lucky guy, she's going to humbug the balls.

by Esizzle's Dad June 24, 2010

Joto balls

Only real one manuel Marcos Richard and BigDog

Ayyy joto balls lets do a heist

by Jotodad August 4, 2020

ball bunny

girls who chase any guy because of his status as a baseball player.

that girl is a ball bunny she's always fucking baseball players.

by Ball Bunnie September 27, 2010

rum balls

unbaked cookie that contains rum usually appears around christmas

what a guy has after imbibing too much rum

"pass the rum balls i need a buzz"

"i gave head to my boyfriend after the party, and he had serious rum balls"

by tokyo rose January 13, 2007

Grandma Balls

A pair of incredibly wrinkly, sweaty, hairy, juicy testicles that only dwell on the douches of grandmothers. They are common on fat asian and black grandmas. If you think grandma balls are hot, then your very high or just a fucking freakass.

Holy shit Carter! Those grandma balls were really fucking nasty!

by Logster29 April 25, 2012