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Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.
Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man
by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021
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Bird boxing

When you're sucking a guys dick while driving.
I couldn't see because I was bird boxing while driving
by Staywetbb November 27, 2019
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Bird Nesting

Laying ones testicles on top of another’s Jew-fro resembling a couple of robins eggs in a nest.
Hey Blake! I like your Jewish hairstyle. Mind if I give you thee ol Bird Nesting?
by Ragin-Cajun-Caucasian-Asian December 5, 2023
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Bird cage

your girls panties pulled around your head as your going down on her.
As there was no time to take her panties off before I ate her pussy, I found my self trapped in the bird cage!
by Pockets 19123 December 29, 2024
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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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Baby birded

When you accidentally vomit in someone’s mouth during a drunken makeout.
Dude, I was so drunk last night I thought I regurgiburped but actually I was baby birded by a ladyboy on Silom Soi 4.
by Bkk4 January 1, 2020
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Getting stoned with two birds

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018
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