2 for 1

2 for 1 is defined as you go out with one girl and invite the 2nd girl over to the house around 9 or so. The 2nd one knows that we're fucking if they come that late. The first one pussy is marinating cuz they be surprised I'm leaving someone so I end up fucking her another day. 2 hoes for 1 date

I had my first 2 for 1 last night as a 40 year old!

by Dale Wolf December 22, 2022

1 Finger Up

means you hate the person next to you

1 finger up meaning

by frxhate December 23, 2022

15-1

When you lose your fantasy football championship

15-1 is 15wins 1loss. Manny was undefeated going into the chip and lost to yumar.

by HELLFISHtriplecrownwinner January 3, 2023

class 1 idiot

smart enough to the point where they're not dumb, but dumb enough to the point where they aren't smart

person one: how could you possibly be in ap english?
person two: im a class 1 idiot, okay?

by um why you here January 7, 2023

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the final stages of ones boredom before they finish off, they die, they tear to electrons.

husk of a unrecognizable man 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxxcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*

by i hate you with rainbows January 13, 2023

1) What

A reference to the downfall of FTX where instead of explaining the situation, the CEO, Sam Bankman-Fried, created a Twitter thread over the course of a few days starting with a single tweet saying "1) What" followed by numerous numbered tweets spelling out "H-A-P-P-E-N-E-D"

This is often seen used on crypto Twitter whenever a prominent figure makes a big mistake causing a public outcry on Twitter, similar to the FTX scenario

CZ Binance: We have experienced a private key leak and are currently in the process of ensuring all funds are safe

Some guy in the comments: 1) What

by bboldd June 30, 2023

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023