A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.
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An asshole who only thinks about himself and has cheated on multiple girls and then lied about it to everyone. Alex's tend to be really self centered and have a tiny pixy dick. They cant be trusted and dont deserve love unless genuinely kind which is 1 in a million.
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A dark, melanin in skin, no life, v6 driving monk. Tries to get with girls under the influence at parties he wasnt invited too.
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