Crusty old lips that are harder than a rock. Tend to be difficult to kiss and mostly found on horny little boys
by Bitchybootyqueen April 23, 2017

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis
"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".
by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example
by Agent Pebble October 4, 2016

by Swag_boy737:74$;!&; January 1, 2016

A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.
Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 3, 2021

by sumyungguy69 July 5, 2018
