lazy shit

me

i am a lazy shit

by Spoojje April 15, 2017

shit tamper

Shit Tamper; a quere, a homo, a butt pirate or rump ranger. Any male that butt fucks another male.

Look at Peter over there, he is the epitomy of a shit tamper!!!

by duster73 January 28, 2014

shit on the street

A term used to describe the surprising, yet amusing action of someone, who is out and about on the street, getting out a mat with the image of a kitten on it, crouching down and proceeding to shit on it as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"Oh dear, look at him taking a shit on the street!"

by John Keats December 9, 2008

shit kid

someone prone to doing things so stupid that surrounding people have no choice but to laugh. otherwise known as dead shit

couch dont worry about it ur a shit kid

by neligan May 24, 2006

Battle Shit

The game that the hot twins in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" play in the bathroom. The game consists of diarrheaing by one person then the other person trying to match it or beat it in noise, stink, or both.

Tiffany: (in the bathroom stall) Hey Beth wanna play a game of Battle Shit?

Beth: Sure!

Tiffany: Diarrhea*

Beth: Louder Diarrhea*

Tiffany: Extreamly Loud and Stinky Diarrhea*

Beth: Tiffany you sank my Battle Ship

by Morgan B... August 5, 2008

shit kicking

verb. Synonymous with line dancing.

Put on your boots and cowboy hat, we're going shit kicking tonight.

by LRReal April 5, 2012

shit blocked

Taking an awful shit in the bathroom so that nobody is able to have sex in it later. Where there is only two places left in the house to have sex and your boy has you covered on one!

James' ex and some other hot girl where going to go have sex in the bathroom but he thought ahead and shit blocked them earlier.

by Jenrette J, December 30, 2006