"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking
by Cultured ass February 28, 2025
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two-seater

When 2 woman separately sit on a man's face and genitals.
Person 1: I heard Jake had a two-seater last night?
Person 2: I'm jealous. I'm a damn virgin.
by acasianBitrate November 03, 2023
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Geographic two-man

When you and a friend have sex with your respective partners in a 100 meter radius.
Grace and Chip pulled off the geographic two-man at Pablo’s last night!
by Tim Buckanowski February 23, 2025
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Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters
person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!
by harry cockswallower February 09, 2023
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Stevie Two Toke

When a little boy by the name of Steven get high as a kite from two tokes of mid grade cannabis.
Hey! Look it’s Stevie Two Toke, he got so high from two pulls yesterday! Let’s chuck bricks at him
by Angie Simone November 03, 2019
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two-a-day

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.
by inwoodslim February 22, 2022
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