Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.

Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."

by JayWalkin April 20, 2025

Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)

Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 06, 2021

Meat milking

A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat

Are you meat milking?

Are you a meat milker?

by Meat milker January 13, 2017

Milked his cow

When one gives a guy a handjob

"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"

by brian6015 February 07, 2018

Midnight milk drinker

A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person

Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke

by Mtg187 August 08, 2022

Expired milk

(noun) Slang that refers to the ejaculate of aging men.

"Have you met Maria and Tom's son? He's weird, that's what happens when you use expired milk."

by d3str0yer June 16, 2024

milking the mouse

to finger a persons butt . mostly for men .

"babe can you consider milking the mouse? ;)"

by monica fukin bondatti April 08, 2014