Lucid fuck

-noun. loo-sid fuhk

A fuck in a lucid dream. An exceptionally realistic, intense sex dream, where you are able to control the direction in which the shagging flows. Often a lucid fuck is better than the realisation of that fuck, primarily because after shagging Erin in 21 different positions you can fly off on your invisible hover bike (with the custom chrome spokes) to join your buddies for a quick gin and tonic before waking up.

Ben: Shit man, you know that Edith from the office, fucked her last night. 
Jerry: Great. How was it?
Ben: Not good, she was far filthier in that Lucid fuck I had last weekend.

by Al Cawdrey September 29, 2009

Badger-fucked

The degraded mental and physical state of existence which occurs following a twisted session of intoxication. Extreme gurning, severe bad breath and absence of any communication skills are key factors in determining whether a person is truly 'badger-fucked'. However, this condition naturally lends itself to self-diagnosis - sometimes only the victim can fully assess their own shambolic state.

This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously close to the edge. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'.

Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.

Dropping in the Absinthe Bar got things started and Harding's stomping set did the business, so we were pretty monged as we shambled back to the Bulldog sometime after 6am. The bong immediately made an entrance and 45 minutes later I was absolutely badger-fucked.

by Alastair November 12, 2003

for fuck's sake

1. sort of like "for god's sake", "for heaven's sake", etc.

1. For fuck's sake! Would you just do me this one favor?

by Alanna Rose Flaherty April 30, 2003

fuck it syndrome

a mental illness that befalls a person who has things to do, but says fuck it and doesn't do anything

I was gonna study for my test today, but I said Fuck it, and I played Gears of War 2 all day. I must have fuck it syndrome

by Ricardo montoban February 25, 2009

brain fucking

is: providing one with unclear/wrong/false information about the current situation and/or misstating/misprinting one with actual truth that helps to understand the situation better and to evaluate the outcomes.

purpose: make you wait as long as it possible until the decision is made - usually not to your likable outcome

common for:
1 (anything whatsoever): keeping something on hold but knowing they won't need it or use it.

2 (interpersonal):
a) situations when someone can't make up their silly mind and try to take their time until they finally decide that they don't need you anymore;
b) "just in case"; "plan B"; "fuckable alternative"

leading to: false understanding of situation; irrelevant priorities; wasted time; faded dreams; fucked brain. yes.

1)
- So is John buying a car from you ?
- I dunno really.. he haven't gave me any clear answer yet, but asks to wait for one more month
- Umm.. sounds like brain fucking to me, really.

2)
- He doesn't call me, doesn't want to meet up, but send me sms's that miss me once a week ! I don't understand !
- He's fucking your brain, thats all.

by i.o. January 26, 2007

hard as fuck

To be so insanely tough and merciless. Your average street tough might be hard. But Arnold Schwarzenegger as John Matrix in his 80's hit "Commando", and John Rambo played by Sylvester Stallone are examples of "Hard as Fuck"

Col. John Matrix kills 200 people with an enormous machine gun with his pecs bouncing with recoil. He is hard as fuck.

by Nickerz December 28, 2005

Fuck Arse

A complete tool, A Jerk, knob, idiot, turd, git, gimboid etc, etc.

"That guy is a total Fuck Arse"

by hitman February 12, 2004