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No Parking

No Parking is an online persona who is found on Discord, claiming to be a sign (Although we all know she's a chick). If she is using vc, she's almost always on performance room.
Haven't you heard? No Parking totes has the hots for him
by B_lank June 17, 2018
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Parked

Adj.

Modern slang equivalent to boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.
Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck
by snyplibitus May 13, 2024
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Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.
He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !
by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023
mugGet the Parked his Car in a Threatening Mannermug.

Oliver Park

He lives in Korea, goes to Daegu international school.
He is the school president, but is a asshole.
He is homeless, and his parents died from a car crash.
Ewww... He is such a Oliver Park.
by Gomhoo February 1, 2023
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parked

"Bro I'm so parked right now, I had so much homework to finish"
by hikai555 August 2, 2024
mugGet the parkedmug.

Miller Park

A well built baseball stadium in Milwaukee Wisconsin. Great place to see a ballgame, with great beer, grub, and gracious Brewer fans. It has a retractable roof for bad weather, not a bad seat in the house, plenty of parking and room for tailgaiting. Even out of towners remark at such a glorious place. That is besides the cubs, who swarm up to the brew house and flood I 94 all summer long doing 55 in the left lane with their phone in one hand and their thumbs up their ass(they enjoy this) with the other. Holding up the flow with their narcissistic attitudes thinking everyone would just love to be them, when in reality everyone outside their fan base REALLY hates them with a passion. They even seem to have tried to rename it "wrigley north" in the recent years. Not surprising due to the fact that their stadium is nothing less than a turd in a tuxedo, and a pile of shit bricks, that they seem to keep remodeling even though it should have been demolished in the last century. It stinks of cheap beer piss and rotten crotch from 5 miles away. They wouldnt dare call their two immediate neighbors Busch Stadium, "wrigley west" or Comiskey Park, "wrigley south" cuz theyll get their teeth knocked out for it. Granted a lot of Brewer fans have been driven away due to their small market, blue collar fan base, the recession of '08, as well as making the biggest mistake of moving to the national league in '98 and have been regretting it ever since.
Hey wanna go to Miller Park?

Yeah who they playing???

The scrubs(cubs)!

Oh great, now we will have the pleasure of them getting piss faced drunk, starting fights, and acting like this house is theirs.

Yeah i know theyre such butt plugs. It was so much better when we shared the A.L. central with the White Sox. They at least behaved like fans and not like animals.

Hell even the Cardinals fans act normal. Dont those enemas know its a game and not a frat house.
by DA FIB March 16, 2019
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Web Park

fully sick location were all the boys go to crush cones,
Oi lets go to Web Park and crush some cones
by YEETYEET420MILF October 30, 2019
mugGet the Web Parkmug.

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