When someone is a complete fucking retard, bitches and complains about things they have complete control of, procrastinates about leaving Long Island , complains about where they live non stop but does absolutely nothing about it, buys a motorcycle but never rides with his buddy’s who also have motorcycles, talks game about how fast his bike is , but when with buddy’s claims it’s not tuned and it was running mint the night before and was spinning through all gears, most of the time they are bird ass niggas , complains about the sun , rain, snow , leaves , daytime , evening and pretty much everything else you can imagine
by L is for Lit August 14, 2018
Get the Shotmug. Like a pickle back shot(shot of Jameson with a chaser of pickle juice), but instead of pickle juice, use jalapeno juice. A beautiful waitress came up with this shot and it was named after her!
by Thwackx March 11, 2018
Get the Brittany-Bitch Shotmug. The act of having anal with your sister while your brother jerks off and shoots his load in sisters eye while jumping and chanting like a monkey
by Bobby miller February 25, 2025
Get the Monkey eye shotmug. The act of shooting in your sister's friend a load of cum after you just reached Gold II rank in League of Legends playing Ezreal.
Guy: Yo mate I just reached Gold II in LoL using Ezreal, you know what that means?
Unlucky friend: Oh no, you're not gonna Mystic Shot my sister, are you?
Guy: *SCREAMS* MYSTIC SHOT
Unlucky friend: Oh no, you're not gonna Mystic Shot my sister, are you?
Guy: *SCREAMS* MYSTIC SHOT
by TeemoLesto February 6, 2024
Get the Mystic Shotmug. by FSubby March 19, 2015
Get the dirty german shotmug. Joe & I ordered a bottle of Pinot Grigio from the bar & proceeded to fill our glasses up evenly. Then we took our Housewife Shots. The only thing missing was some roofies.
by PhatJonSnow February 22, 2023
Get the Housewife Shotmug. by main man nigga October 1, 2023
Get the hammer shotmug.