poo-canned

To be unceremoniously let go from a job for fucking up.

Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?

Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!

by gatosgirl July 8, 2010

Poo doo

The act of pinning the weakest friend to the ground and holding his face and picking who’s ass is the hairiest and sitting, bare ass, on the friends face.

Eli gave me a nasty poo doo. I could taste his butthole.

by Buttholebeaver12 December 20, 2024

poo nut

when ya nut in someone's anus and they shoot it back out as a brown shitty nut

dude i was fucking ashley last night and she poo nut on me

by eggshitter February 11, 2019

pee pee poo poo

i get it. you have nothing to do so you search up pee pee poo poo in urban dictionary. i was as bored as you making this submission. i know you searched pee and poo before this. go do something.

hey i wanna sound like a 9 year old
PEE PEE POO POO

by who even cares about my name May 14, 2020

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

glenny poo

glenny poo means very handsome black guy that gets lots of vagina

i want some glenny poo inside me

by James kapo November 30, 2016

pee pee poo poo

this are the famous words that baby kata said in his song "pee pee poo poo". this words are very heartfelt for him as when he was in a relashionship, but it was toxic, he flushed them away like pee and poo.

Person 1- Mommy i did a pee pee poo poo on the floor!
Person 2- That is gross *slaps*

by ghostlyseren February 5, 2021