Screen Bean

A scrawny, greasy, pubescent boy who does nothing but sit in front of a tv or computer screen to play video games.

Man, my brother is such a fucking screen bean. All he does is play COD.

by Anti-climactic April 29, 2019

Crema de Salsa Beans

The act of shitting in a dirty vagina while its got a heavy flow then proceeding to mash the shit in the chunky blood till you top it off with your crema

I was hungry for Mexican food so I made crema de salsa beans in her last night.

by KremyChkn October 4, 2025

Deep In The Beans

Deep in the beans is a phrase that means exactly what you need it to mean. When you’re at a loss for words to describe how you’re feeling, man are you deep in the beans.

Jake: “Did Max get any sleep last night?

Ben: “No man he’s really deep in the beans.”

John: “Sorry I’m late, I guess I’m just deep in the beans today.”

by AbleAlways July 17, 2022

beans

Beans

Beans wtf

by Choppy_boi September 12, 2021

Bikini beans

Hard nipples under a bikini top

I can tell the ocean water is cold because Maddie just got out and I can see her bikini beans from here.

by anonymous December 7, 2023

Beans

Beans is a term used in self-harm when you cut deeply to your fat. Which results in serious pain and possible uncontrollable bleeding. Seek medical attention if you can't control the bleeding.

"I hit beans on accident and I can't stop the bleeding"
"Go to the ER / Urgent care especially if you can't stop it"

by V1ZE December 19, 2024

Bean

A person that cannot be classified as a human being because they are more than that. They are amazing in every shape an form. Can also mean the opposite (:(

You are a bean to me.

by Harharheh March 21, 2019