Sweet Ass

A phrase dat describes something very cool innit. Like if youz get a million bucks that would be sweet ass.

Teacher: You can leave early from class today.
Me: Sweet Ass!

by MC Liquid November 19, 2004

ass-creep

An Ass-Creep is an ugly rat faced male with a cheese-like body odour. They look at other males asses and sometimes touches these asses, This persons penis is VERY small and yet they still feel the need to talk about it 24/7. This person will scare you to death and make you cry.

Oh no! Joe's coming! He's such an Ass-creep, Don't look at him or your eyes will bleed!

by Feather & Becky. June 15, 2009

ass dagger

a dagger which is pulled from one anus to assassinate ones bitch ass!

HE SLICED ME WITH HIS ASS DAGGER

by p and E!!!!!?????!!!! January 9, 2011

ass catastrophe

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting

michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.

by michaelray October 3, 2006

ass sock

a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.

wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again

by william john March 6, 2008

Ass Kick

One either delivers or recieves a rapid and painful kick to another person's posterior.

One individual delivers rapid blows to another individual in order to teach one a lesson, or to prove one is more of a man that the other.

I ass kicked him so bad, his shit had footprints in it.

Mother fucker - get ready to have your ass kicked.

by Kung Fu Alien January 20, 2008

Ass Hobbit

1.Similar to the Ass Gnome. An ass hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons anus and normally has large amounts of anal moustache. Though slightly larger than ass gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.

2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.

"Dude is that an ass gnome or an ass hobbit?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"

or

"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"

by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009