Michael

An insult used for people who are specifically lanky. In some cultures people named Michael are ridiculed and eaten.

Good person: Look over there, that’s a Michael
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted

by Deepwokenassaulter February 3, 2024

Michael

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Michael

by Ssfhjjj March 12, 2022

Michael Leone

Future Congressman of TN01

Michael Leone will defeat Diana Harshbarger by 50 points.

by SeaPancakes July 22, 2022

Michael

Always Has A Bigger Cock Than Dylan

'Did you see Michaels dick?'

'Yeah it's huge'
'Even bigger than dylans'

by Beardless James December 26, 2020

Michael Jackson

The King of Pop, a legend, and overall a funny and sweet person who helped children in need

“i just saw Michael Jackson! “
“he’s such a nice person! “

by GaroldineFatima November 7, 2021

Michael

He's barely on social media yet funny and smart irl, he is very proud of himself as he should be due to achievements he had. Someone called Michael can also be quite insecure but refuses to show it and covers it up with pride and his ego. Michael can be both the nicest and meanest person you know. Michael can also be a perfectionist and hates losing, tries his hardest whether it's to ace a text or even just win an argument.

Damn it's weird that Michael forgot to do his homework. I mean it's MICHAEL we're talking about

by Some1aroundtheCORNER2019 August 24, 2022

Michael Ramos

Mike the perfect MAN CONFIDENT, HAPPY , WISE , DOWN TO EARTH. HONDA ENTHUSIAST! & NICE LOOKING PUERTO RICAN WITH SUAVE CURLS.

Omg Michael Ramos is zaddy !

by Zaddy Ramos May 9, 2024