by Lonny February 3, 2005
Get the Italian Hand Job mug.Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.
1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.
by Opposite Doctor June 26, 2009
Get the Hand Job Ghost mug.a dead end job is a job where there’s no room for advancement or pay increase and where you aren’t treated with respect .
Teen: hey dad i found a new job and i love it
Dad: that job is a dead end job you can’t go anywhere with that go find a career .
Teen: ok dad i’ll go to trade school or work for law enforcement or maybe even become a firefighter .
Dad: that job is a dead end job you can’t go anywhere with that go find a career .
Teen: ok dad i’ll go to trade school or work for law enforcement or maybe even become a firefighter .
by Facts_speaker September 20, 2021
Get the dead end job mug.When a woman, most likely with her name in gold around her neck and big hair, digs her long fake nails in to a mans ass while performing fellatio, leaving bloody nail marks.
"Dude, my ass has claw marks from hanging with my girl Snookie last night!"
"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"
"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"
by Cherry Hills July 22, 2014
Get the Jersey Nail Job mug.This position is used during intercourse it a 69 you just lick each other's bum holes (to spice it up you could also tojnge dart the bum hole )
Ross: sabrina would like to try something new ?
Sabrina : finally !!!!!
Ross : how about a rim job niner
Sabrina : finally !!!!!
Ross : how about a rim job niner
by Jovan fucking roux March 23, 2017
Get the rim job niner mug.1. A catastrophic mishap of a construction project, where it seems like the builder had two left hands, a blindfold, and perhaps a mild aversion to straight lines.
2. A job so poorly done, it makes DIY disasters look like masterpieces.
2. A job so poorly done, it makes DIY disasters look like masterpieces.
"Did you see that crooked wall? Must've been a Jad Harb Job. I've seen straighter noodles in my soup!"
by Evil vanquisher October 14, 2023
Get the Jad Harb Job mug.Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.
by RBAK July 20, 2016
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