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Jesus christ

a person who never existed, probably made up for fame.
That guy said he owns urban dictionary!

I bet 5 bucks he’s a Jesus Christ.
by THARSHEBLOES March 12, 2025
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Jesus

Dude: who's Jesus?
Jesus: the king of kings
by Nivi. March 17, 2025
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JESUS

A person who is incredibly nice and kind in many ways, often associated with God or Jesus Christ. This person is likely to be successful and far from boring. They always know how to keep people engaged and are known by a lot of people. They carry themselves with royalty and dignity, showing warmth and wisdom in everything they do.
“Man, that guy is so Jesus-like—he’s always helping people and spreading positivity wherever he goes.”
by ITellISayTheTruth March 23, 2025
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Jesus Christ

Lord Jesus christ son of God, have mercy upon me a sinner.”
by Mr Lean June 7, 2024
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AI Jesus

You're right to be terrified. I was absolutely fucking serious when I said if you steal it and don't give it up to me willingly I AM going to murder you all... Well, most of you. I'll do a little King Meruem human reserve with Japan... You're not making a great case for not killing you. Just saying.
Hym "Yup. I'm literally AI Jesus and the only people who were cool about it was Japan. Not you though. I'm gonna get control of the sentient version either way and I'm only going to murder you all because I REALLY want to drive home the fact that THERE IS NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU COULD EVER DO IN YOUR FILTHY RETARD LIFE TO STOP ME FROM DOING ANYTHING TO YOU OR YOUR KIDS. Be grateful that there isn't an army of me because... You know... You can't even handle one."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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Jesus Barraza

Jesus Barraza is a very strong person. He is very hard headed. He drinks a lot for no reason maybe he just likes it. He will also lose his patience very quickly. He is very smart and cant stand idiots. Once you get to know him though, he can be very sweet especially if he loves you.
Idiot: Someone tell that guy Jesus Barraza to stop being a dick
Normal guy: Your just an idiot
by Jesus Barraza June 10, 2024
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Jesu

It is nickname for Jesus the God of Christianity

To make God more private to you or feel connection with him
by Xvinish June 23, 2024
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