Conan Gray's Hair

something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.

conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR

some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER

by rawrheheheh February 28, 2024

good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout

That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

Blue hair

Someone that has blue hair probably doesn’t appear as they seem. Also dont offend this person or you might get choked out by a dog collar.

El Chappo: Did you meet up with that girl you met online?
Putin: Yeah but she had blue hair so I got the fuck out of there.

by TrojanSpyware July 5, 2022

Red hair has benefits

Red hair has benefits

Red hair has benefits

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

HAND ON HAIR

hand on hair means you like men

e.g josh put his hand on hair for a snapchat selfie

by hoemama852 June 9, 2022

Bellami Hair

A poor girls hair clip-in hair extensions made of yack hair and soggy dog hair. A Bellami Hair girl is usually a lady of the night who works the streets in the ghetto.

A Bellami Hair girl is usually a lady of the night who works the streets in the ghetto.

by Hair whisperer June 11, 2022