Skox Hair

An upcoming trendy hairstyle, representing a cross between a fox and skunk, hence the term: Skox Hair

The colors include parts of white & black representing a skunk, and lovely patches of shades and tints of orange representing a fox.

How to achieve this look?: Many woman have accidentally discovered this hairstyle by bleaching their hair from a dark color. Although not intentional it is the greatest thing that has ever happened to them. If you would like to be one of the first to empower the world with this stunning look, go buy a box of bleach and dump it all over your head.

Professionals say the style will soon take over all females heads, leading us into what some have named, "The Skox Epidemic."

-Did you see that girls hair? She looks like an animal!
-Yeah she has Skox Hair!
-She's like a foxy skunk!

by shaythefoxyskunk April 6, 2013

forever hair

Describes the hair women get when they stop experimenting and just keep getting the same style for the rest of their lives.

I tried to get my mom to get a new style, but she likes her forever hair.

by clay princess April 19, 2011

Ayden's Armpit Hairs

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.

"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"

by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023

hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.

Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.

by sassoon May 2, 2011

Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.

Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel

by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023

Hair Sissy

One whom simply cannot bare the very thought of tangled, messy, or even slightly unkempt hair.

Stop threatening me with a hair-cut! You're being such a hair sissy about this!

by Lieutenant Salt March 20, 2019