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Facebook missile

Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)
"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"
by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024
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Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes
Yup. You're getting Facebooked
by WordWhammer July 23, 2024
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facebook

a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real
greg: have you ever been on facebook before?
bob: no im not a fucking 200 year old dying puddle
by pemis nan August 3, 2024
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Facebook Joey

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.
Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.

In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
by RealityChick August 18, 2024
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facebook marketplace reseller

a individual that buys stuff for very cheap on facebook marketplace then sells them on ebay for triple the price
danny: i bought a ps2 on facebook marketplace for 40 dollars and then resold it on ebay for 180!

timmy: ew facebook marketplace reseller
by tommyvercettifanclub January 4, 2025
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facebook sibling

A brother or sister who only shares their accomplishments and fun life events with you. They don’t like or love you enough to confide in you or even consider you a true friend. In fact, if you were not related, they would have nothing to do with you.
My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.
by @farmgirl March 9, 2025
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Facebookcracy

It refers to a concept or a system (the situation where Facebook's influence is dominant in politics/public decision-making). It describes a thing – that "thing" being the state of affairs where Facebook holds significant power.
"In an era of Facebookcracy, public opinion can be swayed in an instant by viral posts, making traditional media less impactful."

"Critics argue that the rise of Facebookcracy has led to more emotional and less rational discourse, as engagement often factual accuracy."

"Many developing nations are grappling with the challenges of Facebookcracy, as misinformation spread on the platform can quickly destabilize fragile social environments."

"To truly understand modern political movements, one must analyze the undercurrents of Facebookcracy and how digital influence shapes collective action."
by PNLin October 21, 2025
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