Facebook Lizard

If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.

She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.

by non-reptilian September 23, 2017

facebook stock

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking

Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.

by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017

facebook shame

Having hard evidence of an awesome night plastered on Facebook but not being allowed to have it removed because you put yourself up there on show!

Facebook shame: Dancing to YMCA on the LA dance floor on a Saturday night... Because it's my birthday! proper shame good times no regrets

by Lawyered Bitch March 28, 2015

Facebook Whore

Someone who adds people they don't know personally but have heard of. Generally from other high schools. They then proceed to leave photo comments on popular girls pictures saying they are beautiful and like guys statuses and pictures. All of this is so people from other schools will think they're cool.

Nicole added tons of my friends and enemies from my high school and started up convos with them on their pictures. Such a facebook whore.

by Shameonawhigga November 8, 2012

Facebook

The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.

Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

facebook-centric

Someone who only posts every little detail about their lives and only reads responses to their own postings.

I thought Jane would see the post about meeting up for lunch.

Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.

by Sewbrmom August 1, 2010

Facebook Flurry

A notification phenomena that occurs on FB that begins as suddenly as it ends.

One minute I was in the throes of a Facebook flurry with nearly half the people I was connected to "like," thread reply & private message wise & the next minute all manner of FB activity ceased & desisted.

by upsydaisyum August 22, 2014