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Faceboocrastinating 

Faceboocrastinating is the putting aside of primary tasks in order to spend time on facebook
'Hey man do you want to join our study group?'
'Yeah I'll join but I'll probably just spend my time faceboocrastinating.'

facebooking 

Verb - to waste time by browsing TheFaceBook.com.
Yeah, I spent all last night FaceBooking instead of writing my paper.
facebooking by Bubby May 9, 2005

fakebooking 

Adding friends to facebook who you don't socialize with, don't know anything about or maybe haven't ever met.

This is the common behaviour of people who think that Facebook is THE place to make new friends.

If you are not a fakebooker, you'll only add friends you have met, socialized with or/and talked to IRL or somewhere else.
By acting like this you will not be considered a n00b and your awesomeness will stay on a high level.
Dude1: Hey, man! I saw this really awesome girl walking by my house today! My neighbour knew her name and I totally added her on facebook!!!
Dude2: Wtf man, c'mon get some guts and go out and talk to her instead of fakebooking, you lifeless piece of shit.
fakebooking by Valttee July 3, 2008

Fakebook Friends 

People who you are only friends with on Facebook. Most likely you met them once or haven"t seen them and years. Most likely you would avoid or not even recognize these people on the street
I'm fakebook friends with that smelly girl who sat behind

me in homeroom
Fakebook Friends by bridgers February 3, 2010

Faceboogling

"Facebook status"
-Who wrote romeo and juliet?
"comment"
-I don't know, google it instaid of faceboogling.
Faceboogling by Melanyza July 12, 2011

drunk facebooking 

In the same vain as drunk dialing, drunk facebooking is the act of making conversation and sending text messages over facebook while intoxicated. These calls are generally outlandish and embarrassing to the dialer when seen the next day.
Stanley got drunk and started drunk facebooking me last night, saying how he wanted to hook up with Adolphus Busch.
drunk facebooking by dribbledrool February 7, 2009