Dangerous dick

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.

"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"

by a halfling December 26, 2011

dick venue

Basically another word for "sausage fest." Meaning a place with a high ratio of men compared to women.

Or a place where gay males congregate such as a homosexual strip club or gay bar.

There were barely any girls at that party last night, it was a total dick venue!

by Ebenzer Splooge February 21, 2011

Dick Meniscus

The saliva ring left after felatio.

I attempted to swallow but left a dick meniscus.

by Slobber Nuts July 23, 2011

Dick Sweeper

Large bushel of upper lip hair known to have a push broom like quality. AKA D-Sweep

Example 1: Did you see last nights episode of Magnum P.I.? Tom Selek has a phenominal dick sweeper!!! Example 2: Don Frye keeps his "D-Sweep" clean.

by AZ Wild Bill June 22, 2011

dick toilet

A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.

Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."

by The Duke28 August 23, 2011

Dick Ice

Originating in Wales, dick ice is frozen water that has been dicked up. Also known as dicktified.

That girl Chloe has some Dick Ice.

Greg got a serious case of Dick Ice.

He's got dick ice in his fooking veins!

by ii Rav3n ii November 17, 2018

Dave-dick

When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended

Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?

Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick

Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?

Tommy: Yes

by EAG123 November 25, 2018