Spinning death

When she decides to violently rotate on it 360 degrees causing it to twist off and explode from heat friction.

doctor: "so how'd you end up here?"

the victim: "she was like 'oh I have an idea'"

doctor: "oh, don't tell me, spinning death?"

the victim: "oh has it happened to you too?"

doctor pulls down his pants to reveal a cindering hole of where once laid rest a majestic cock that had falling in battle, to a spinning death attack. Donate today for spinning death victims.

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Death Udders

When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.

Go suck on some death udders.

by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 14, 2010

Regarding Death

Regarding Death is a manhwa about the concept of death.

Hey man, have you read Regarding Death? It was really sad.
Nah, not yet. I’ll try it out soon.

by literalwhy July 24, 2021

hunger death

When your so hungry in the morning after a night of going out with friends. Your prolly not hungover but just really hungry.

I ate a huge steak last night for dinner, a baked potato, and a few beers. It was all good till the next morning I felt like hunger death.

by Bigbrachcock11 August 12, 2017

e-death

when an account goes offline forever. usually in a video game

my online friend had an e-death. i miss him

by wowiewowzers July 2, 2024

death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.

I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.

by ultralamefest November 7, 2017

Winnipeg Death Star

When going to anal Poundtown, Partner #1 gives Partner #2 a Boston Redsock. Upon prolapse, they coat said prolapsed anus in Flex Seal canned sealant, thus rendering a dildo made of Partner #2's former anus. Partner #1 then proceeds to insert the Flex Seal coated anus into his own ass, completing the legendary Winnipeg Death Star.

Kyle had to spend $63,000 on surgery and medical visits due to the damage caused by letting Timmy give him the ol' Winnipeg Death Star, but says it was worth it for the once in a lifetime chance to turn his ass into a dildo.

by LongThinStrip October 18, 2024